1 00:00:07,820 --> 00:00:10,410 P-p-please take a look at the board. 2 00:00:10,570 --> 00:00:13,440 My whole life is written there. 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:17,140 P-p-please. Read it to the end. 4 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:20,750 At the end, you'll see a message... 5 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:47,690 Today, on my way home after an Akiba event.. 6 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:50,830 an old drunk on the train was harrassing people. 7 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:56,330 I worked up some courage, and called out to him.. 8 00:00:56,330 --> 00:00:57,410 S-stop! 9 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:58,800 Huh? 10 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:05,780 I s-said s-stop! 11 00:01:06,090 --> 00:01:08,250 I'm sure my voice was shaking.. 12 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:10,860 I'd never been in a fight before.. 13 00:01:15,230 --> 00:01:16,730 Are you all right? 14 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,910 I was so lame.. 15 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:28,450 Guys! What should I do? 16 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,690 The young lady on the train.. 17 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:34,240 sent me a letter and some cups as a "thank-you".. 18 00:01:34,330 --> 00:01:38,310 How did she write the letter? Is there hope for you? 19 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:42,940 "I was moved by your courage on the train." 20 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,670 This sounds too good to be true. 21 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,970 Aren't you just deluding yourself here? 22 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,280 Don't take this guy seriously. 23 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:50,090 H-h-her cell phone number! 24 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:51,540 Call her now! 25 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:53,120 I can't, I can't, I can't! 26 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,490 Start by picking up your phone... 27 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,640 I've got her number, but I can't dial it! 28 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,240 I need more courage for this than I needed on the train! 29 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:05,190 My hands are shaking, my face is hot, my heart is pounding like crazy.. 30 00:02:05,190 --> 00:02:07,200 Damn, even I'm getting nervous here! 31 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,200 Don't be fooled. This guy is playing you.. 32 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,710 One thing you should remember. The girl you like is alone, but.. 33 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:15,200 you have all of us supporting you. 34 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:19,350 Thank you all. I'm getting choked up here. 35 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:26,950 You're so kind, and I'm so lame.. I..want to change! 36 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:31,340 By the way, do you know what brand the cups are? 37 00:02:31,340 --> 00:02:36,300 It says "H E R M E S".. 38 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,550 Hey, that's "Erumesu!" 39 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:39,650 "Erumesu!" Yes! 40 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:43,770 It's pronounced "E ru me su"! 41 00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:45,510 You mean the same brand as the purse? 42 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:49,620 I think this is more than a simple "thank you". 43 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:52,120 Why don't you ask us for advice while you're on the phone? 44 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:56,980 It's not like you have anything to lose! 45 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:02,730 [You can do it!] 46 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,870 Ok, I'm calling her! 47 00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:26,100 Yesss! 48 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,310 [You're a man among men!] 49 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,320 [Go for it!] 50 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,320 [You're amazing!] 51 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,200 I just realized something.. 52 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:40,980 I got caught up in the momentum and made plans with Hermes-san, but.. 53 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:45,590 when she sees what a nerd I am, she'll completely lose interest..what do I do? 54 00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:48,230 Don't worry..you just need to take care of your looks. 55 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:50,790 Get rid of those nerdy Akiba clothes, and you're fine. 56 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:52,730 Change your clothes, and you'll change your attitude. 57 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:55,850 From clothes to talking to her, we might have to teach him everything. 58 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:58,490 Alright, let's get him ready then. 59 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:02,050 Densha Otoko Revamping Project 60 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:05,130 Let's start with his hair. 61 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:07,790 Forget blonde hair, but get some highlights. 62 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,770 I think you should let the stylists decide. 63 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:12,330 Want an impact look? Go for dreads or corn rows! 64 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:14,670 Come on, cutting it short will make the best impression. 65 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:17,750 Aren't you gonna panic when the sales people talk to you? 66 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:20,010 If you think of Hermes.. 67 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,260 .you can be a better man. 68 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:32,300 Um..what do you think? 69 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:38,530 Actually, I hadn't thought that far ahead.. 70 00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:42,840 .as far as dating her.. 71 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:47,620 But..I definitely have feelings for her.. 72 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:51,570 When we meet.. I know I'm going to fall for her.. 73 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:59,530 Of course, she might have a boyfriend.. and if I fall for her, I might get hurt.. 74 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:02,280 Oh, I can't take it! 75 00:05:04,610 --> 00:05:05,910 But.. 76 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:09,860 for a loser like me..even being able to imagine myself with her.. 77 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:14,660 is amazing. I owe it all to you guys. 78 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,330 Everybody.. 79 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:19,310 Thank you so much. 80 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,760 Thanks.. 81 00:05:22,290 --> 00:05:23,760 for thinking of me. 82 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:27,830 I.. 83 00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:29,320 I'll do my best. 84 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:42,790 I was so nervous.. walking side by side with a woman. 85 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:47,050 Walking the way I normally do.. I leave her behind. 86 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:51,510 And she's even cuter than she was when we first met! 87 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:52,670 I'm sorry. 88 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:59,700 I couldn't stop thinking..a guy like me and a girl like her didn't look like we belonged together. 89 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:06,030 She's so much taller than me. Everyone was probably staring at me. 90 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:19,710 Don't worry. I'll just hold on to you. 91 00:06:26,370 --> 00:06:30,060 I was surprised, and jerked my hand away.. 92 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,620 That was your chance! 93 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:34,730 Hold her hand! 94 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:40,040 I'll just hold on to you. I'll just hold on to you. I'll just hold on to you. 95 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,040 I wanted her to hold on.. 96 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:47,560 I mean..I wanted to tell her I'd rather she held my hand.. 97 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:02,770 Yes. 98 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:07,410 Yamada-shi, did you forget..the special edition Mina DVD box goes on sale tomorrow? 99 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:12,380 It even has the storyboards for the legendary episode 7! 100 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,490 I can guarantee they won't last long! 101 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,620 I'm sorry. 102 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:21,690 I have something more important to take care of. 103 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:24,110 I'm really sorry. 104 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:33,640 Actually..because of a misunderstanding.. 105 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,190 she thinks I'm a surfer. 106 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,760 Not a problem. 107 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,950 I'll show you how to get good fast. 108 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:42,100 Just stand on the board, and it'll work out somehow. 109 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:46,050 Ok, let's Google it, and see what advice we can give Densha. 110 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:50,050 Thanks guys. I'll give it a try. 111 00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:00,180 Who cares if you can't surf. 112 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,080 Just remember.. 113 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,400 you lied to her. 114 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:11,080 What's important is that you think of what's best for her..and make things right. 115 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:13,260 I'm really sorry.. 116 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:14,830 I.. 117 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,960 don't know how to surf. 118 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:19,270 I.. 119 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:22,490 lied..to you. 120 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,700 Lied? 121 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,480 I'm really sorry.. 122 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:29,260 for lying to you. 123 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:35,140 I don't think.. 124 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:40,450 I can just stop being a nerd. Hiding who I am..is a lie in itself. 125 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:43,790 Stop analyzing it so much. Everyone has something to hide. 126 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:47,230 There's no need to hide it. Being a nerd..is who you are. 127 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:50,870 She'll see you as being sincere if you tell her you're a nerd. 128 00:08:50,950 --> 00:08:53,560 Everyone, thank you for your thoughts. 129 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:56,470 I know it's a crazy gamble.. 130 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:59,190 but I've decided.. 131 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,760 I won't lie to her. 132 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,480 I'm.. 133 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,400 going to come out and let her see I'm a nerd! 134 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:11,520 I'm.. 135 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:15,880 a nerd. 136 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:22,260 I've been called lame and disgusting.. 137 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,510 but that can't be helped. 138 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:29,840 But.. 139 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,350 For me.. 140 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,770 This is the only way I know how to live. 141 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,060 I.. 142 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:47,060 didn't want to lie to you. 143 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:50,330 So.. 144 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,460 I wanted you to see me.. 145 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,740 the way I really am. 146 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:11,350 [Jinnkama-san] 147 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:15,770 Yes? 148 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:17,320 Where the hell are you? 149 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,160 Here I am working overtime, and you don't bother stopping by to say hi? 150 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:23,000 You can still make it. Get over here. 151 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,210 I'm sorry. I have something important to do today. 152 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,970 Huh? Are you actually talking back to me? 153 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:32,030 Who gave you permission to put anything ahead of me? 154 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:33,880 I really can't today. 155 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,690 I have a promise to keep.. 156 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:37,690 the most important promise of my life. 157 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,210 Huh? 158 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,690 I'm really sorry. 159 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,550 That's the first time he's ever refused me. 160 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,570 On this board.. 161 00:10:55,700 --> 00:11:01,640 I've told you guys everything about the two of us.. 162 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:05,410 She might see that as a terrible thing. 163 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,660 But.. 164 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:14,880 without you guys, there is no way we would have gotten together. 165 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:18,370 If I hadn't written you guys about us.. 166 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:23,310 I never would have had any self-esteem. 167 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,020 Above all.. 168 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:31,240 I wouldn't have met such wonderful friends. 169 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:33,900 You guys were always.. 170 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,240 right there with me.. 171 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,390 That's why I was able.. 172 00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:40,390 to make it this far. 173 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,390 I'm proud.. 174 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,390 of this board. 175 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,980 That's why.. 176 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,990 I'm going to go and.. 177 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,990 tell her about it. 178 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,410 I want her to understand.. 179 00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:01,110 my feelings for her.. 180 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,290 and all your kind support. 181 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,630 Dear Hermes-san.. 182 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:30,550 I'm sure you were surprised in many ways.. after reading.. 183 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,730 the messages on this board. 184 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:36,010 I myself feel.. 185 00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:39,240 embarrassed and nostalgic.. 186 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,950 It's all so strange. 187 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:44,930 But.. 188 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,810 I don't think you'll find.. 189 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,910 any lies here. 190 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,420 And I speak.. 191 00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,490 for everyone on the Net.. 192 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:57,320 I might not know their names or faces.. 193 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,480 but for me.. 194 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,910 they are.. 195 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,130 true friends. 196 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,480 If there is anything.. 197 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,960 I am proud of.. 198 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,830 it would be meeting these great people. 199 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,770 Thanks to them.. 200 00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:23,000 I never gave up on getting together with you. 201 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:29,550 Thanks to them.. 202 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:31,160 I.. 203 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:34,820 have the courage to tell you how I feel. 204 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,400 Tomorrow.. 205 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,820 I'll be waiting for you at our secret spot. 206 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:47,740 I'll be there till you come. 207 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,420 Finally.. 208 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:55,660 I'm sorry to have written about you on this board.. 209 00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:58,920 and causing you pain. 210 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,920 Please forgive me. 211 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:15,820 [Densha Otoko] 212 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:35,160 [Final Episode] 213 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:42,590 Densha, you've really come a long ways.. I'm impressed even as your enemy. 214 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,810 However.. 215 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:48,680 you'll find there are some walls that can't be climbed. 216 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,690 This..is the Final Round. 217 00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:58,200 Yes? 218 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,330 Come quick. Saori has collapsed. 219 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,590 She's been taken to the hospital nearby. 220 00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:07,710 She's calling out your name, going in and out of consciousness..Go to her now! 221 00:15:07,711 --> 00:15:09,428 Ok, I'll be right there! 222 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,460 Who was that? 223 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:18,460 Ok, ok! Come to daddy! Ow, ow, ow! 224 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,310 Here I go! 225 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:28,880 Saori! 226 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:29,980 Kazuya-san! 227 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,980 In a hurry? Hop in. 228 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,620 Thank you. 229 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:42,520 Translated by: Densha-lover Timed by: Sirynx77 230 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:50,510 Special Thanks to pocemit, for providing the raw file Greetings to all the Densha-fansubbers: Greyhorse, aviness, OTL & masakun. 231 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,500 Hey, hey! Tonight's special guest.. 232 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:59,030 Sambo Master, will play us a new song! 233 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:04,440 It's a song to support Densha Otoko on that A Channel we've heard so much about. 234 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:09,390 Ok, Sambo Master, let's hope your song inspires him with courage, wherever he may be! 235 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,030 I don't know your name.. 236 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,670 I don't know your face either.. 237 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,960 I don't know what kind of guy you are! 238 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,310 But hey, who cares! 239 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,950 The world calls that..love! 240 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:38,310 When I see some light through my tears.. 241 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:45,120 I'll tell you the things I've kept to myself 242 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:52,080 If even then our voices go unheard, my brothers.. 243 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:59,480 Until morning comes, I at least want to find someone to sing with.. 244 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:06,460 If you say that wasn't the real you yesterday.. 245 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:12,330 I'll just put it behind us.. 246 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:15,850 The ones who decide our new future.. 247 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:18,710 Are the new you and me.. 248 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:22,730 We'll figure it out somehow.. 249 00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:26,170 The world calls that love! 250 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,250 The thing that connects our hearts.. 251 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,390 I had no idea it would be this scary.. 252 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:36,240 You and I, together.. 253 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:43,960 Put our past behind us and sing! 254 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:33,290 Hey, Listen to the Japan Broadcast Radio guys! They're playing a song for Densha! 255 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,350 That's a good song. I've been crying a lot lately. 256 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:49,010 I hope Densha and Hermes are listening. 257 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:51,720 It's like the song's encouraging us too. 258 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,490 It's our duty to wait for Densha to come home. 259 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,880 Is it possible she hasn't seen these messages yet? 260 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,510 Of course it's possible. Normal people wouldn't read them. 261 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,850 If she does read this.. I hope.. 262 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:04,000 Hermes, please go to the secret spot! 263 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,350 Stop. 264 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,530 Thank you. 265 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:16,990 Ok, here comes the climax. 266 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,990 Yamada-san. 267 00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:59,600 This is Yamada. 268 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:03,800 I'm at the hospital Saori was taken to, but I was told she isn't here. 269 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:07,200 What? Wait, wait, this has to be a mistake. 270 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,410 She just left the house. 271 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:11,510 Really? 272 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:14,920 Yeah, she seemed pretty serious, and left here in a hurry. 273 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,210 In a hurry.. 274 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,640 I see. 275 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,070 One thing.. 276 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,740 Yes? 277 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,170 I read the board. 278 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,680 What? 279 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,280 Oh. 280 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:34,740 I know now you were serious about my sister. 281 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:36,970 Yes. 282 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,650 I was wrong to hit you. 283 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:44,940 I think she'll understand too. 284 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,520 Thank you very much. 285 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,520 I have to go. 286 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,970 So this is the secret spot. 287 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:06,030 I bet Yamada.. 288 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,270 didn't think he was good enough for you.. 289 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,870 and ran off. 290 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:13,020 Wait, Saori! 291 00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:15,730 Okay.. 292 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:18,690 It's not going exactly as planned, but.. 293 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:30,330 [Densha Otoko, Come back to the board!] 294 00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:03,820 [Densha Otoko, come back to the board!] 295 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,190 - Hello? - Saori, I found Yamada. 296 00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:34,320 On the platform at the station. Come quick. 297 00:21:34,530 --> 00:21:36,030 Ok. 298 00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:49,550 Where is he? 299 00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:51,550 Yamada.. 300 00:21:51,870 --> 00:21:54,660 said he wasn't good enough for you.. 301 00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,660 and ran off. 302 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,340 Saori.. 303 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:02,630 Marry me. 304 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:20,310 As he was leaving, he said.. 305 00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:23,320 I'm leaving it to you.. 306 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,080 Make Saori happy for me. 307 00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:29,300 - Kazuya-san... - Saori... 308 00:22:34,814 --> 00:22:37,902 - Freak! - Pardon me.. 309 00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:43,410 Saori! 310 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,030 Yamada.. 311 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:02,350 said he wasn't good enough for you and ran off. 312 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,720 Saori.. 313 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,460 Marry me. 314 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,840 Aoyama-san... 315 00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:31,210 Kazuya-san.. 316 00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:35,900 - Thank you. - It's nothing. 317 00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:38,180 Yamada.. 318 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:41,660 you take it from here. Make Saori happy. 319 00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:47,310 I should have just taken off with her.. 320 00:23:45,410 --> 00:23:46,870 This is the real thing! 321 00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:48,870 Are you serious? Oh my god! 322 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,498 It's so hard! 323 00:23:50,498 --> 00:23:51,270 Wait a sec... 324 00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:54,040 I remember you two! 325 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,490 Oh crap! 326 00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:56,710 That ring! 327 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,030 - Sorry, sorry. - Watch where you're going! 328 00:24:01,030 --> 00:24:02,730 It's an emergency. Sorry! 329 00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:04,190 That old dude is running! 330 00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:06,210 I'm not an "old dude"! 331 00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:09,430 Hey, that's my Lanevo! 332 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,430 Damn it! 333 00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:14,100 I'll get you with my Lanevo 2! 334 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:24,680 What are you doing! Where are you taking it! 335 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,050 My ring! My cars! 336 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,350 Hermes! 337 00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:33,310 Come back! 338 00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:45,100 Um.. 339 00:24:45,310 --> 00:24:46,500 We meet.. 340 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,460 at last.. 341 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,700 Densha Otoko-san. 342 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:01,290 Densha, where are you? 343 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:10,280 I've been glued to the board since last night, and haven't slept a wink. 344 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,160 You guys awake? 345 00:25:13,350 --> 00:25:15,560 Yeah.. 346 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,090 I'm nodding off, but this is for Densha. I'll wait for him. 347 00:25:19,090 --> 00:25:22,420 Sleepy..sleepy.. 348 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:25,770 I can't. Night. 349 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:31,990 My heroes are dropping off like flies..I've tried, but much to my chagrin, I can't stay awake.. 350 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:37,420 I'm trying to stay awake to welcome him back for the last time. 351 00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:39,770 Oh, I'm dead. 352 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:41,990 I'm back. 353 00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:47,580 Densha, is that you? 354 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:53,750 He's back! 355 00:25:55,140 --> 00:26:00,520 It's going to take hours to finish writing everything..so sleepy.. 356 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,900 We know you're sleepy, but we're dying to know!! 357 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:07,010 We've been killing time for half a day waiting for you! 358 00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:09,490 I take the prize with 15 hours! 359 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,980 Sorry to make you wait. Can I start with the outcome? 360 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:14,790 No, no, keep that for the end. 361 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:18,150 Tease us with it, nice and slow. 362 00:26:18,150 --> 00:26:20,020 Announce the outcome at the last stop! 363 00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:21,620 All right guys, let's go out with a bang! 364 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:23,870 My heart is beating out of control! 365 00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:26,050 My whole desk is shaking! 366 00:26:26,050 --> 00:26:31,370 Here comes the biggest bomb this thread has ever seen, one that will make history! 367 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,080 Ok, here I go. 368 00:26:34,590 --> 00:26:38,460 As promised, I was at our secret spot the whole time.. 369 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:41,550 picturing myself telling her how I feel. 370 00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:45,180 Then some guy called and told me Hermes had collapsed. 371 00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:51,230 That turned out to be untrue, so I hurried back to our spot. 372 00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:56,700 And then, I saw her there at the station. 373 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,660 How dramatic! 374 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:01,650 It's like you two were meant to be together. 375 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:02,760 What a perfect setup! 376 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,870 We have to thank the guy that gave you the false info. Good job! 377 00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:06,490 You're welcome. 378 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:10,430 We decided to go back to our secret spot. 379 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,230 For a while.. 380 00:27:13,230 --> 00:27:15,350 Hermes didn't say anything. 381 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,800 Of course, I didn't either. 382 00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:20,720 And then.. 383 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,720 she broke the silence. 384 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,250 I read.. 385 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,650 the message board. 386 00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:28,900 I see. 387 00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:33,240 After reading it.. 388 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:40,850 I came to understand how you depended on those people.. 389 00:27:41,690 --> 00:27:43,760 and then.. 390 00:27:45,570 --> 00:27:49,810 I found out how you feel about me. 391 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,550 It made me happy. 392 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,940 What? 393 00:28:07,210 --> 00:28:11,560 I was so happy to find out.. 394 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,680 you felt that way about me. 395 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:21,530 The people on the message board.. 396 00:28:21,530 --> 00:28:23,530 are very kind, aren't they? 397 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:26,490 Yes. 398 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,100 That's why.. 399 00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,470 I came here so you could tell me.. 400 00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:48,850 how you feel in person. 401 00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:05,950 So.. 402 00:29:05,950 --> 00:29:07,580 will you please tell me? 403 00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:17,190 Yes. 404 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:20,440 Yes, yes yes! 405 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,510 Hermes, MOE! 406 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,620 So, does that mean THIS IS IT? 407 00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:26,010 It's time to confess! 408 00:29:26,010 --> 00:29:28,180 The train is on the move! 409 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:32,080 There's no protecting ourselves from this bomb.. 410 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,220 This reminds me of the first time I completed an RPG game.. 411 00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:42,470 This might just be the end of me, guys. So let me say it. I love you guys! 412 00:29:42,470 --> 00:29:44,540 I'm going to run through the city without any clothes! 413 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:47,320 I'm so pumped up, I have no words asdlkajfal.. 414 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,270 Bring it on!! 415 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,320 For a while.. 416 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,260 neither of us said a word. 417 00:29:57,050 --> 00:29:58,080 I.. 418 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,080 was so nervous.. 419 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:02,080 I couldn't say anything. 420 00:30:13,370 --> 00:30:15,230 I..I have.. 421 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:17,230 something important to say. 422 00:30:18,090 --> 00:30:19,120 Yes. 423 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:31,560 When I'm with you.. 424 00:30:32,010 --> 00:30:35,740 my whole world brightens up. 425 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,780 All of.. 426 00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:41,870 t-the.. 427 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,500 time I spent aimlessly.. 428 00:30:44,950 --> 00:30:47,860 and the same old scenery.. 429 00:30:48,970 --> 00:30:51,550 and even.. 430 00:30:52,070 --> 00:30:54,010 my own deplorable self.. 431 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,170 Like magic.. 432 00:30:56,170 --> 00:30:58,170 everything.. 433 00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:00,540 has brightened up for me. 434 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,830 Aoyama-san.. 435 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,780 it's because.. 436 00:31:09,060 --> 00:31:11,660 you've shined your light on me. 437 00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:17,680 You've given me.. 438 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:20,940 so much.. 439 00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:23,240 in my life.. 440 00:31:29,590 --> 00:31:31,200 But.. 441 00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:34,400 I.. 442 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,430 have nothing to give you. 443 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:41,380 I can't do anything for you. 444 00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:47,600 But.. 445 00:31:50,010 --> 00:31:51,560 But.. 446 00:31:55,410 --> 00:31:56,990 when it comes to.. 447 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,790 my feelings for you.. 448 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,110 No one's.. 449 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,060 No one's..feelings are stronger. 450 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:24,660 I.. 451 00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:28,340 I.. 452 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,620 You can do it. 453 00:33:02,570 --> 00:33:03,940 I.. 454 00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:08,920 I.. 455 00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:15,590 Aoyama-san, I.. 456 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,290 really like you! 457 00:33:37,070 --> 00:33:38,770 Yamada-san.. 458 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,710 I.. 459 00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:44,330 like you too. 460 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,270 So.. 461 00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:57,130 From now on.. 462 00:33:58,190 --> 00:34:00,090 will you be with me always? 463 00:34:04,350 --> 00:34:05,770 Yes. 464 00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:15,590 YES!!!! 465 00:34:15,830 --> 00:34:18,290 Thank you. 466 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,830 Always.. 467 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,820 Always.. 468 00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:27,790 please be with me.. 469 00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:29,930 Ok. 470 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:35,310 Sorry. 471 00:34:36,390 --> 00:34:38,170 I.. 472 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:42,810 really..Aoyama-san.. 473 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,630 I'm sorry. 474 00:34:57,340 --> 00:35:01,110 I've never been treated kindly.. 475 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,630 by a woman. 476 00:35:16,310 --> 00:35:18,670 Now.. 477 00:35:18,670 --> 00:35:20,530 I've started crying. 478 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:47,255 She kissed you!! 479 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,910 After telling you I liked you.. 480 00:35:58,270 --> 00:36:00,620 I've fallen for you even more.. 481 00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:16,910 Enough! I have no regrets in my life! 482 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:18,820 Now I've started crying.. 483 00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:20,820 I'm crying already.. 484 00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:25,740 My tears are shining like pearls. 485 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:28,730 I'm going to get dehydrated from all this crying! 486 00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:31,820 I hope my dad doesn't come in and see me like this! 487 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:38,120 Spring has come. Spring has come. Where has it come? 488 00:36:38,570 --> 00:36:45,220 It's come for Densha. It's come for Hermes. Benoist to all us losers! 489 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:51,320 Densha, congratulations. And to all you guys on this thread, you're the best. We did it! 490 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,860 Did you make love to her? Did you do it? 491 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,590 Densha, you're the MVP this year. 492 00:36:55,590 --> 00:37:01,080 Your hobbies don't matter anymore. The only thing that matters is that the two of you are in love. 493 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:07,260 Who cares if you're a nerd, or used to be one of us. Make her happy, and be happy yourself! 494 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:08,600 I'm really crying now! 495 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:17,010 Me too. I think your uncertainty and trials will turn out for the best now. You can make her even happier. 496 00:37:18,330 --> 00:37:21,080 Remembering what happened is getting me choked up again. 497 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:24,010 Don't worry, I'm sure I've cried twice as much as you. 498 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:26,050 I've never cried this much just listening to someone's story.. 499 00:37:26,050 --> 00:37:29,070 There's stuff coming out of my eyes.. but I have no one to wipe it for me. 500 00:37:29,070 --> 00:37:33,280 Are there really angels like her in Tokyo? Is this the Japanese dream? 501 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,850 A girl who's cute and innocent? A girl who'll take care of you? 502 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:41,910 Where are they? Where are they? Save one for me! I bet she's the last one! 503 00:37:42,975 --> 00:37:44,641 Here it is, the ultimate weapon! 504 00:37:44,642 --> 00:37:45,642 Wait, no one's there! 505 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:49,340 My god, am I still alive? 506 00:37:49,341 --> 00:37:50,341 Magic! 507 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,920 You're really cool! Congratulations! 508 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,400 So where's your wedding going to be at? 509 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,080 Densha, do you have anything left to report? 510 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:06,350 Yes, but it's Mina-time now. I'll finish up later. 511 00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:08,450 You're making us wait for a cartoon! 512 00:38:08,450 --> 00:38:11,290 Oh, don't do this to us now! 513 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,990 Oh, that's so you. You really are an anime freak! 514 00:38:13,990 --> 00:38:15,440 Hey, what is Mina? 515 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,970 "Lunar Bunny Weapon Mina" Look it up. 516 00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:22,550 I can't help it. I really love you! 517 00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:34,900 I can't believe I led her right to him. That bastard Anime Freak Densha. 518 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:39,690 God, you'd think he'd put himself in our shoes! Teasing us like that. 519 00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:42,360 Next time I see him, I'll beat his face in! 520 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,560 Ah, I wonder what it's like.. 521 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,200 A love meant to be.. destiny.. 522 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,720 Stop playing with your cell phone. 523 00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:59,350 Why don't you play with this instead? 524 00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:05,640 A guy like you? Not a chance! 525 00:39:06,570 --> 00:39:09,270 Stop! She doesn't like it, can't you see? 526 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:17,360 Hey! She was hitting ME! 527 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,170 You ok? 528 00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:25,350 Thank you so much. 529 00:39:25,350 --> 00:39:26,410 I've seen you before. 530 00:39:26,410 --> 00:39:27,850 I thought so too! 531 00:39:27,850 --> 00:39:29,350 Could this be.. 532 00:39:29,350 --> 00:39:30,990 destiny? 533 00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:37,710 I couldn't focus at all.. 534 00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:55,490 She and I wandered around for a bit. 535 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,410 After a while, we came to a park. 536 00:40:00,850 --> 00:40:04,430 And then, we sat on an empty bench, but.. 537 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:08,730 had there ever been a time that we were so close to one another? 538 00:40:10,130 --> 00:40:12,340 I doubt it. 539 00:40:12,650 --> 00:40:15,660 Watch out! Here comes another one! 540 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:17,950 Out of the blue, here it comes! 541 00:40:17,950 --> 00:40:21,240 It's like a sudden attack during a cease-fire! 542 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,680 And he's so nonchalant about it too. I love you Densha! 543 00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:32,520 I got this for you when I went to Italy on business. 544 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:38,070 Open it please. 545 00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:40,070 Ok. 546 00:40:49,110 --> 00:40:52,130 This looks very expensive. 547 00:40:52,330 --> 00:40:54,330 Not really. 548 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,960 It's very nice. I really appreciate it. 549 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:05,410 Thank you very much. 550 00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:08,600 Not at all. Please try it on. 551 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,700 Ok. 552 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,050 Thank you. 553 00:41:30,990 --> 00:41:32,950 It looks good on you. 554 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,170 Thank you. 555 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:38,340 It matches mine. 556 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,860 Guys? 557 00:41:55,860 --> 00:42:01,510 No response? Like "It matches!" or "You got a souvenir!" 558 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:05,080 To be honest, I never imagined anything like this, so.. 559 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,860 We can't keep up with you now.. 560 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:10,690 The enemy is just too strong.. 561 00:42:10,690 --> 00:42:12,190 I'm starting to get annoyed.. 562 00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:14,190 Does this kind of thing happen in real life? 563 00:42:14,190 --> 00:42:16,730 Well, not in my life. 564 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:24,540 Gradually, we settled down, and started to talk about things that we hadn't been able to before. 565 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,470 Like how we became attracted to each other.. 566 00:42:29,470 --> 00:42:31,470 What we was going on in our minds.. 567 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:36,960 We never seemed to run out of things to say.. 568 00:42:40,510 --> 00:42:42,400 Then I noticed something was not right. 569 00:42:44,610 --> 00:42:46,680 I lost one of my contact lenses. 570 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:47,970 Really? 571 00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:53,680 Something's been bothering me..that must be it. 572 00:42:53,870 --> 00:42:56,080 So let's go look for it. 573 00:42:59,450 --> 00:43:01,680 Oh, it's just a disposable, don't worry about it. 574 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,960 Really? 575 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,260 Yes. 576 00:43:16,290 --> 00:43:19,060 I can't see anything now. 577 00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:24,770 Not even my face? 578 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,920 Actually, I could see it, but I said.. 579 00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:30,630 No.. 580 00:43:34,550 --> 00:43:36,850 How about now? 581 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,770 Oh, you sly dog! 582 00:43:44,770 --> 00:43:47,990 Hermes-san, he's lying to you!! 583 00:43:47,990 --> 00:43:52,360 Another bomb! You trying to kill us? 584 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,754 Hold on guys! Am I the only one that has a bad feeling about this? 585 00:43:55,754 --> 00:43:59,595 We're not gonna make it through this attack! 586 00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:03,270 Here it comes! Retreat! Retreat! 587 00:44:05,050 --> 00:44:08,220 This time, it's your turn. 588 00:44:09,490 --> 00:44:10,670 Ok. 589 00:44:18,950 --> 00:44:21,720 Not there. 590 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,580 Here. 591 00:44:38,170 --> 00:44:41,040 It was maybe 2 or 3 seconds. 592 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:47,430 I had no idea anything so soft existed in the world. 593 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:53,620 It was the first time I'd seen her face up close. 594 00:44:54,590 --> 00:44:56,560 I saw myself.. 595 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,900 reflected in her eyes. 596 00:45:00,150 --> 00:45:09,700 That's the one!! 597 00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:13,260 Oh, this is too much! I'm dead! 598 00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:16,990 Goodbye! 599 00:45:16,990 --> 00:45:18,670 I can't take it. 600 00:45:18,670 --> 00:45:21,840 After that, she.. 601 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,670 she whispered into my ear.. 602 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:30,780 that she was in love with me.. and kissed me again. 603 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:34,550 My image of Hermes is falling apart! 604 00:45:34,550 --> 00:45:36,860 "in love with me.." 605 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,340 We kissed again and again.. 606 00:45:44,510 --> 00:45:49,050 and finally..we even kissed like adults! 607 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,860 Wait, wait..what do you mean by "kissed like adults"? 608 00:45:58,470 --> 00:46:00,890 Look out! Friendly fire! 609 00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,290 That's all. 610 00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:08,900 Guys, thank you. I'm going to sleep now. Bye. 611 00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:36,320 Hey, take it easy! 612 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,310 What do you mean you can't date me? 613 00:46:37,310 --> 00:46:39,330 Well.. 614 00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:40,970 Be a man, and say it! 615 00:46:40,970 --> 00:46:43,960 Well, your ankles are not a turn-on and.. 616 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,080 Huh? 617 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,370 They just aren't my type! 618 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,130 Are you saying my legs are fat? 619 00:46:50,130 --> 00:46:51,840 Yeah.. 620 00:46:52,230 --> 00:46:55,632 Normally, I'd never take a second look at a guy like you.. 621 00:46:55,632 --> 00:46:58,690 I can't believe it's come to this.. 622 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,710 Sorry to call you here like this.. 623 00:47:03,710 --> 00:47:05,710 Not at all. Actually.. 624 00:47:05,710 --> 00:47:09,090 I wanted to say something first.. 625 00:47:09,690 --> 00:47:11,090 I'm sorry. 626 00:47:12,070 --> 00:47:16,310 I'm sorry for not listening to you and being so pushy. 627 00:47:16,540 --> 00:47:20,070 And making it out to be like I was protecting you.. 628 00:47:20,690 --> 00:47:22,720 But that wasn't the case. 629 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:28,430 I was the one who was afraid of love, and I forgot what was really important. 630 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:31,170 No, that's not true. 631 00:47:31,170 --> 00:47:34,340 It's because you were thinking of me.. 632 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:37,740 that I was able to get back together with Yamada-san. 633 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,250 Really? 634 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:43,770 I was going to tell you, but you probably know the whole story already.. 635 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,690 Congratulations.. 636 00:47:47,690 --> 00:47:49,410 Hermes-san. 637 00:47:52,210 --> 00:47:56,650 Tsuyoshi, don't leave your figures here.. 638 00:47:58,330 --> 00:48:00,960 Tsuyoshi, sit down right now! 639 00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:02,960 Mathilda-san! 640 00:48:03,410 --> 00:48:05,820 What are you talking about? 641 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:08,310 Oh, hi Mom. You sound just like her! (Tsuyoshi's mom is Toda Keiko, Mathilda's voice!) 642 00:48:08,310 --> 00:48:10,310 I have something to say. Sit down. (Tsuyoshi's mom is Toda Keiko, Mathilda's voice!) 643 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,320 Actually, mom's pregnant. 644 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:18,730 That's right! 645 00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:20,590 Congratulations! 646 00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:21,800 How did that happen? 647 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,840 On our once-a-month sleepover..right? 648 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,990 Yeah..I really went all out. 649 00:48:28,210 --> 00:48:29,990 At your age.. 650 00:48:30,140 --> 00:48:31,085 Watch that tone.. 651 00:48:31,085 --> 00:48:33,256 What should we call her? 652 00:48:33,256 --> 00:48:35,640 Oh it's a little early for that.. 653 00:48:35,730 --> 00:48:38,770 I was just thinking.. if it's a girl.. 654 00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:40,770 how about Mathilda? 655 00:48:40,770 --> 00:48:42,110 That's perfect! 656 00:48:42,110 --> 00:48:44,530 I like it! 657 00:48:44,910 --> 00:48:46,830 How would you write that in Chinese characters? 658 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:56,420 I'm sorry..I'm a little late.. 659 00:48:56,460 --> 00:49:03,620 Hermes just mailed me saying she wished every day was Sunday. I'm so happy! 660 00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:05,620 Sorry, but take that to the Couples Board. 661 00:49:05,620 --> 00:49:07,480 You're finished here. 662 00:49:07,510 --> 00:49:10,680 We don't have time to listen to your bragging. 663 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,800 You'll need to leave before this thread gets 1000 responses. 664 00:49:14,340 --> 00:49:17,900 Is it my imagination, or is everyone being cold? 665 00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:24,030 Densha, listen up. You aren't a single loser anymore. In other words, it's time for you to graduate and move on. 666 00:49:24,030 --> 00:49:26,940 We've decided not to watch over you anymore. 667 00:49:26,940 --> 00:49:29,250 I know it's hard, but it's time to say goodbye. 668 00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:34,920 But I don't want to say goodbye. I'll drop in every once in awhile. 669 00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:38,590 So please don't be so cold. 670 00:49:38,590 --> 00:49:40,030 Stop your whining. 671 00:49:40,030 --> 00:49:42,160 If you stay here, you'll be a nuisance. 672 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,840 This thread is only for single losers. You don't belong here anymore. 673 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:54,140 But why? Aren't we friends? 674 00:49:55,540 --> 00:49:59,030 I'm going to miss all of you. 675 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:01,680 We are friends..don't you get it? 676 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,690 It's time for you to take the next step. 677 00:50:03,690 --> 00:50:05,100 You're not alone anymore! 678 00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:09,070 Be strong! If you can't protect Hermes, who can? 679 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,650 Ok. 680 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,880 I'm moving on. 681 00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:04,040 Glad to hear it. 682 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,050 I'm sure you'll be fine. 683 00:51:06,050 --> 00:51:08,650 We've got 300 responses to send you off with. 684 00:51:08,650 --> 00:51:14,360 Ok, this is it everyone. Densha's graduation! 685 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,263 Densha, I've realized something watching you. 686 00:51:18,263 --> 00:51:20,375 I can't just be a fan. 687 00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:23,847 I'm going to hit the field, and have a relationship everyone will envy. 688 00:51:23,948 --> 00:51:26,764 All you guys..Benoist!! 689 00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:31,297 I always thought "Hermes MOE~" but this time you're the one who impressed me, Densha.. 690 00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:33,060 but I'm not going to lose to you.. 691 00:51:33,060 --> 00:51:36,743 I'm done with loose socks..time to switch to a pantyhose fetish! 692 00:51:36,955 --> 00:51:38,990 Last stop, last stop. 693 00:51:38,990 --> 00:51:43,183 I wish you guys all the best. I'm going to keep at it with my regular job. 694 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:48,933 The train bound for happiness leaves from platform 2. 695 00:51:49,260 --> 00:51:52,020 We only have 200 responses left. 696 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,883 Densha, you taught us that men are more than their looks.. 697 00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:02,552 You're the real deal. Ok, just testing. 698 00:52:03,410 --> 00:52:04,480 Thank you. 699 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,721 Densha and Hermes' jumbo jet took off.. 700 00:52:07,721 --> 00:52:11,099 because you guys were there to refuel and maintain it.. 701 00:52:11,099 --> 00:52:14,097 I'm so glad I found you guys on this thread. 702 00:52:14,515 --> 00:52:17,012 I liked the frank and honest way you came across.. 703 00:52:17,013 --> 00:52:18,013 and rooted for you. 704 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,760 Young man, live your life to its fullest! 705 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,330 Even a guy like me could protect Hermes from a drunk.. 706 00:52:25,330 --> 00:52:28,780 but you're the only one for Hermes! 707 00:52:29,050 --> 00:52:33,840 This is no "miracle". You won her over with your own strength! 708 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,309 Hurry up and get yourself to the Couples board. 709 00:52:37,309 --> 00:52:42,821 I'll have the most encouragement if you never have to come back here again. 710 00:52:42,821 --> 00:52:45,940 I know that sounds corny. 711 00:52:46,021 --> 00:52:52,940 I hate you Densha! And..for wishing you both happiness.I hate myself more! 712 00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:55,470 Damn! We're down to 100 responses. It's too early! 713 00:52:55,470 --> 00:52:58,610 I think everyone wants to thank you, Densha. 714 00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:01,280 This is your last chance, guys! 715 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,375 Good job, Densha. I dropped my studies to root for you.. 716 00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:06,584 which sucks when I think about myself now.. 717 00:53:06,990 --> 00:53:11,257 but when I think about these three months.. I'm sure I got something important in return. 718 00:53:11,257 --> 00:53:16,849 I'll definitely pass my exams and enjoy life on campus now. I love all you guys! 719 00:53:18,470 --> 00:53:23,970 Me too. I love all you guys! 720 00:53:24,270 --> 00:53:27,110 I've been called a freeloader and a slacker. 721 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,760 This is the first time I've gone all out for anything. 722 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,850 Densha, as your legend grew, I know I was at least a part of it. 723 00:53:34,850 --> 00:53:38,520 That might be going overboard, but I'll leave it at that. 724 00:53:39,430 --> 00:53:44,220 These 3 months I've spent with you guys..It's been a blast! 725 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:45,426 Everyone put down your weapons! 726 00:53:45,426 --> 00:53:49,394 The Communications Op of the 8th Infantry Unit will now return to camp. 727 00:53:49,395 --> 00:53:53,425 I'd like to express my happiness to all for getting back safe and sound. 728 00:53:54,127 --> 00:53:56,100 Densha, I salute you! 729 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,590 Densha, I'll see you again on this thread. 730 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:07,980 Only this time, you'll be helping someone else out who will be as lost as you were.. 731 00:54:07,980 --> 00:54:12,600 I'm not saying goodbye. So long.. and the same with all you guys! 732 00:54:12,670 --> 00:54:16,500 I really like how you come across. 733 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:24,120 The fact that you're so pure. And above all, the way you feel about Hermes.. 734 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:32,390 I might not be like you, but I'm going to take care of my girl too. 735 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:38,580 Densha, after getting to know you, I realized there is more to guys than just looks. 736 00:54:38,580 --> 00:54:42,908 My guy is no model, but he's very kind. 737 00:54:42,908 --> 00:54:46,512 I realized that when we were cheering you on. 738 00:54:46,512 --> 00:54:48,950 I appreciate you showing me that. 739 00:54:50,330 --> 00:54:53,870 I should be the one thanking you. 740 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:59,827 With a tiny spark and great courage.. and maybe some butting into your personal life.. 741 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:05,870 in addition to your effort and growth.. we've witnessed a miracle. 742 00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:08,590 You be sure and take care of her. 743 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:15,034 Thanks to you, Densha..I've gotten back in a relationship I had almost given up on. 744 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:17,457 Thank you for everything. 745 00:55:17,592 --> 00:55:20,060 I guess it's time to say goodbye. 746 00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:25,190 I guess while I was rooting for you, I kind of fell for you too. 747 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,170 Enough to take away your virginity. 748 00:55:31,090 --> 00:55:34,200 I want details on your future with Hermes. 749 00:55:34,650 --> 00:55:39,700 I'm going to miss you. I hope we can meet somewhere. 750 00:55:40,210 --> 00:55:42,750 Looking forward to a new day! Bye! 751 00:55:44,130 --> 00:55:48,170 While watching over your relationship, a lot of things have happened in my life. 752 00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:55,630 The biggest thing was getting married. Thanks to you, my marriage is even stronger. 753 00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,370 I really want to thank you. I'm so proud to have met you. 754 00:56:01,220 --> 00:56:02,810 All you guys.. 755 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:06,690 I'm so.. 756 00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:07,930 proud of you too. 757 00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:11,960 When I first saw your announcement, I was very glad to have started this thread. 758 00:56:13,470 --> 00:56:16,300 Not necessarily just because you were the first we helped to get in a relationship.. 759 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,660 I think you've brought a smile to the faces of many people here. 760 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,810 Densha.. 761 00:56:23,810 --> 00:56:25,030 You guys.. 762 00:56:26,830 --> 00:56:27,950 Good job. 763 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,970 These 3 months have been great. 764 00:56:31,970 --> 00:56:36,147 The time I spent here felt more real than in my everyday life. 765 00:56:36,147 --> 00:56:43,280 As time passes, memories fade.. and this thread will disappear one day. 766 00:56:43,750 --> 00:56:47,020 I don't want to forget what happened here. 767 00:56:47,450 --> 00:56:50,280 Real life is full of hassles.. 768 00:56:50,980 --> 00:56:52,738 but it looks like there are a few good things too. 769 00:56:52,738 --> 00:56:55,840 The time I spent with you allowed me to realize that. 770 00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:01,800 One day, I hope to see what you see.. I'll just do it at my own pace. 771 00:57:02,170 --> 00:57:06,720 Meanwhile, enjoy yourself in the couples forum! 772 00:57:15,310 --> 00:57:20,560 I was gone for awhile..but somehow I was able to see you make it in the end.. 773 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:27,830 You were completely lost, but thanks to the advice on this forum, you've become a great man. 774 00:57:28,450 --> 00:57:29,900 Densha.. 775 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:31,634 don't you ever let go of her hand.. 776 00:57:31,634 --> 00:57:33,610 no matter what happens. 777 00:57:33,610 --> 00:57:37,610 You're going to have many experiences now.. 778 00:57:37,610 --> 00:57:41,140 When things are going badly.. think back on this board. 779 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:44,270 What you've accomplished.. What you've been told.. 780 00:57:44,660 --> 00:57:48,660 And finally..what feelings you had that drove you to get together with Hermes. 781 00:57:49,940 --> 00:57:51,850 I pray for your happiness. 782 00:57:52,530 --> 00:57:57,310 And to all you guys..for these precious moments.. 783 00:57:57,450 --> 00:58:01,550 Thank you..I can't..damn! 784 00:58:02,830 --> 00:58:05,680 I can't stop crying! 785 00:58:16,010 --> 00:58:20,270 I really want to thank you guys. 786 00:58:22,130 --> 00:58:26,080 I'm so happy..you've given me courage.. I appreciate everything.. 787 00:58:27,710 --> 00:58:31,140 I'm overwhelmed with different feelings.. 788 00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:34,530 I.. 789 00:58:35,610 --> 00:58:38,630 won't forget you guys. 790 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:44,380 You guys.. 791 00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:45,680 I love you all! 792 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:50,400 Me too! 793 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:54,070 I'm glad there are no hard feelings.. 794 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,530 I'm crying more here than I would at a real graduation! 795 00:58:56,530 --> 00:58:59,190 50 left..Everyone prepare yourselves! 796 00:58:59,190 --> 00:59:01,748 So this is the last thread for Densha.. 797 00:59:01,748 --> 00:59:05,580 Oh, this hurts..it really hurts.. 798 00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:07,650 What are we supposed to do tomorrow? 799 00:59:07,650 --> 00:59:11,190 If you get married, let us know. We wish you eternal happiness. 800 00:59:11,190 --> 00:59:15,310 Stop writing, guys..that way Densha will never leave us. 801 00:59:16,730 --> 00:59:20,130 Oh, I know that's not possible.. 802 00:59:20,130 --> 00:59:22,930 At least we won't have to listen to what a great thing you guys have going.. 803 00:59:22,930 --> 00:59:26,740 965. In the end, you were our inspiration.. 804 00:59:26,740 --> 00:59:33,380 966. Densha, I love you! Don't go! 805 00:59:33,380 --> 00:59:37,080 967. It's almost over! 806 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:42,540 968. So this is it..it's just not right! 807 00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:50,010 969. Why do I cry so much for someone I've never seen! 808 00:59:50,010 --> 00:59:55,070 970. The days without Densha are about to begin.. 809 00:59:55,070 --> 01:00:02,080 971. Your feelings for Densha make me cry too. Densha is a lucky man. 810 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:07,690 972. Densha, you do response #1000. 811 01:00:09,950 --> 01:00:18,190 980. Is that ok? What should I write.. 812 01:00:18,380 --> 01:00:24,850 982. Densha, write us a message with #1000! 813 01:00:24,850 --> 01:00:31,390 984. It's time to say goodbye. I can't see what I'm writing through my tears.. 814 01:00:31,870 --> 01:00:35,340 985. 815 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,930 I've decided what to write. 816 01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:43,680 It's been on my mind for a long time. 817 01:00:43,810 --> 01:00:48,120 986. I'm curious. But I don't want to read it! 818 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:53,940 987. That's because after we read it, we won't see you again! 819 01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:58,020 990. Farewell, my friends.. 820 01:00:58,020 --> 01:01:03,080 991. It's almost time.. 821 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:07,410 992. You guys..Densha.. I wish you all the best! 822 01:01:07,410 --> 01:01:11,240 993. You guys are so kind.. I'm really moved. 823 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:17,570 994. My last message..Densha, let's meet again somewhere. 824 01:01:17,570 --> 01:01:21,310 995. Please don't forget us! 825 01:01:21,310 --> 01:01:26,070 996. It's almost over.. 826 01:01:26,070 --> 01:01:33,130 997. If I'd gotten #999, and I had a girl, I'd confess my love for her. 827 01:01:33,130 --> 01:01:39,100 998. Here's the whistle for the departing train! 828 01:01:45,450 --> 01:01:48,820 Congratulations on your graduation. 829 01:01:59,774 --> 01:02:02,375 [Densha Otoko, Congratulations on your Graduation] 830 01:02:11,830 --> 01:02:17,245 [Densha Otoko] 831 01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:21,150 1000. 832 01:02:21,150 --> 01:02:25,920 This thread has some kind of magic. 833 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,590 May the light shine on all of you.. 834 01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:06,963 1001. [This thread has reached its limit. You must start a new one.] 835 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:04,700 It's thanks to these people that we were able to get together, right? 836 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,160 Yes. 837 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,130 Good Luck... 838 01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:08,130 Densha Otoko... 839 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,450 Time to go shopping.. 840 01:06:53,950 --> 01:06:55,510 - Going Out? - Yes 841 01:06:55,510 --> 01:06:57,260 I'm going out with Tsuyoshi-san. 842 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,000 - Saori... - Hmm? 843 01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:04,000 You're glowing. 844 01:07:04,380 --> 01:07:06,000 You too, mom. 845 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,840 Bye! 846 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:09,700 Bye! 847 01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:11,060 See ya! 848 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,590 See ya! 849 01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:17,953 [ Broken Heart Restaurant ] 850 01:07:24,090 --> 01:07:27,140 It's been awhile.. Everything going ok? 851 01:07:27,450 --> 01:07:30,430 We call ourselves a restaurant, but we only have coffee here. Idiot. 852 01:07:30,870 --> 01:07:32,430 Then 1 coffee. 853 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:37,320 I can't believe Misuzu-san left without a word.. 854 01:07:38,370 --> 01:07:41,930 Hey..by Misuzu, do you mean Jinnkama Misuzu? 855 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,620 You guys too? 856 01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:51,970 Sakurai-san.. 857 01:07:52,620 --> 01:07:54,430 - How long have you been there? - For a while. 858 01:07:54,540 --> 01:07:58,290 But..have you guys been victimized by her too? 859 01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:01,210 - Victimized? - You too? 860 01:08:02,310 --> 01:08:04,380 Not just me! 861 01:08:08,290 --> 01:08:11,910 That woman has ruined our lives! 862 01:08:11,910 --> 01:08:12,870 What? 863 01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:16,020 I spent so much money on her! 864 01:08:16,020 --> 01:08:20,500 She and my boss got together.. and destroyed my career plans! 865 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,490 I'm getting divorced now that my wife found out about us. 866 01:08:22,490 --> 01:08:24,590 I changed flights just to see her! 867 01:08:24,590 --> 01:08:26,770 I bought her a bunch of brand name shoes! 868 01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:29,870 She ruined me! Me too! Me too! 869 01:08:30,590 --> 01:08:31,810 Me too! 870 01:08:31,810 --> 01:08:35,260 Ok, let's form a Jinnkama Victim Club! 871 01:08:35,260 --> 01:08:37,050 All right! 872 01:08:39,070 --> 01:08:40,610 Time to find someone else. 873 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:57,470 Sorry. 874 01:08:57,910 --> 01:08:59,470 Shall we? 875 01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:00,890 Yes. 876 01:09:17,150 --> 01:09:19,730 They were very kind people, weren't they? 877 01:09:20,530 --> 01:09:21,730 Yes. 878 01:09:25,444 --> 01:09:28,998 [Densha Otoko] 879 01:09:54,147 --> 01:09:57,344 [This story is fiction based on true events] 880 01:09:59,409 --> 01:10:03,428 [ Yess! There will be a special final episode on October 6!]